Have You Had Intercourse In A Waymo Robotaxi?

Not too long ago, we discovered that individuals have been having intercourse in San Francisco robotaxis. It’s not precisely stunning information, however I’m not going to fake it wasn’t enjoyable to put in writing about. I imply, (apologies to Jesus), however what number of alternatives come alongside that permit you to receives a commission to introduce individuals to phrases corresponding to “heels-to-Jesus” and “jerkin’ it whereas she’s twerkin’ it”?

However one factor that stood out within the unique article is that the newspaper couldn’t discover anybody who would admit to having intercourse in a Waymo robotaxi. The journalist was capable of finding a number of individuals who admitted to doing it in Cruise taxis however not Waymo. So both Waymo riders are simply higher behaved, or they didn’t look exhausting sufficient. I suppose the third possibility is that each one the Waymo riders who can be up for it are unable to seek out consenting companions.

That’s the place Jalopnik is available in. We’ve received attain, and we’d like to make use of it for good. Properly, perhaps not “good” within the conventional sense of the phrase. Good as in, you understand, doing very severe and vital journalism, all whereas offering you, our pricey readers, with an entertaining learn. Additionally, I’ve been suggested that flying out to “get the story myself” just isn’t thought-about moral, and extra importantly, it’s not one thing I might be allowed to expense.

So have you ever, or has somebody you understand, had intercourse in a Waymo robotaxi? It doesn’t need to have been in San Francisco, both. Phoenix counts, too. If that’s the case, please e mail me at cwoodard at Jalopnik dot com. I’ll must confirm your story so we don’t get sued for publishing your Wattpad fantasy prefer it’s an actual factor that truly occurred. Nothing towards your Wattpad fantasies. I simply don’t suppose a libel settlement would look good on my resume.

I’m additionally blissful to vary your title for the story and can preserve figuring out particulars confidential since utilizing your actual title might lead to your account getting banned. Additionally, I cannot be accepting tales in case your journey passed off after this publish is printed. I AM NOT ASKING YOU TO HAVE SEX IN A WAYMO JUST FOR THE ARTICLE!!! DO NOT DO THAT!!!

Really, please should not have intercourse in a Waymo, interval. Other than presumably being unlawful and towards the phrases of service, it’s additionally gross and thoughtless to these round you, in addition to anybody who will journey within the taxi after you. However, like, when you or somebody you understand has already accomplished it up to now, might you please let me know? I simply have some questions.